Saturday, December 24, 2005
Reflections on Xmas Eve
Its 4.36pm, 24th Dec 2005.
I am still stucked at home with no dates.
Ok, I got a few dates lah. But I haven decided on which to go yet. I ain't that loserish ok!! =)
Its raining cats and dogs in Woodlands. I got bored and decided to give myself a nice Xmas present. I treated myself to a nice body scrub, face scrub, and hair mask. Spent an hour in the crampy bathroom!!
I feel better spiritually now, compared to an hour ago!!
Yay!!!!Yesterday, I
dug out my autograph book from secondary school days to look up a special fren's address, cos I wanted to send her a Xmas card thru snail mail. And then, since I was sooo sooo free, i read thru each and every entry.
I shall blog all the comments and adjectives used to describe me. And show you that Audrey really haven changed in 5 yrs!! You wouldn't need much imagination really, cos its just like the Audrey now..
"As a jedi and as your friend, a person with trust and courage i see.."Pan Zheng Xiang
"Frank, friendly, easy-going, sometimes unreasonable..""Something in my heart tells me we are going to be best frens in the future.."Shufen
"Your intelligence attracted many attention, esp. amongst the boys.."Sam Tay
"Clever, determined, stubborn, quite unreasonable, playful.."Gary
"Stubborn but caring, understanding, great person to chat with.."Tiong
"Always say you pretty. Don't be like that lah.."Zhenming
"Smarty is the best word to describe you.."Weijian
"Emotional, sometimes hot sometimes cold. I find you quite attractive (REALLY).."Teewei
"You taught me alot of things, good & bad ones..You will always be a good friend of mine.."Cindy Ng
"You look like Ah-ya.."Hong Sing
"You are a confident gal, and sometimes you like to bully ppl. Haha.."Charlene
"You are soo chio I cnnt close my eyes. Wah lao, your figure is so chio my mouth is filled with saliva everytime you walk pass me.."Guorong
"You are a nice and funny girl.."Benny
"You are hard to understand and quite unpredictable.."Xiaoli
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Independent, cheerful, unreasonable & sometimes have mood swings.."Liyin
"Very informative. Know everything on Earth. Maybe thats y ppl like to chat with you.."Caitou
"You are a rare species..Bcos you are soo clever.."Kelvin Heng
"Rather interesting..really intelligent.."Wan Ting
"Indeed a fren worth having..A nice ultraman to my worthy fren (stuck a glow in dark sticker)"Weiming
"We were darlings but you ditched me 2 days ago, make me cnnt sleep, eat, work, shit..""I feel that you are a good fren to have around, although all you do is complain and grumble.."Liu Weili
"Gan Qing Fan Lan, Happy also cry, Sad also cry (in chinese)"KaLeung
"My first impression of you is you very 38. Very friendly, sometimes too friendly..Mood swings"Meijiao aka 38
"Funny and playful. Always keep our spirits up and make us laugh like siao cha bou..""Thru you, I learn that friendship cannot be selfish.."Xiuqing
"You were the first gal in 1/9 who took the initiative to go around talking to everyone.."Yonghao
I almost cried after reading Shufen's entry. And I laughed like mad in most entries. So Audrey 5 years ago was such a bitch already. Bimbo is never the word to describe me cos I am smart and do not have big boobs. Although Guorong loved my figure sooo much..Whaha..
I miss Deyi and everyone at Deyi sooooo much..
Ok, its 5.23pm now. I am still blogging..
Lets hope Darren and gang will miss me and Meihua!! Heehee..
PS: Junfeng always say I am crude in my words. Like I say words that I could have skipped. I hope that you guys ain't too offended by the words I say, because I speak from the bottom of my heart. If its ugly, I tell you its ugly. I wun smile thru my teeth and say its nice. (For eg the earrings Alex bought from Taiwan). If you not happy and cnnt take it, tell me in my face. I wun speak like that in front of you since I know you can't accept the truth. (I am not talking abt Alex btw..) Besides, I dun always criticise, I would always try to come up with solutions when I can, if you are even bothered to hear at least...
I am
straightforward and not tactless. Saying sweet things to please everyone else wun be my new year's resolution. Audrey dun lie, not for nothing. Not even a white lie. I rather save my karma for more impt things..
|4:36 PM|
Friday, December 23, 2005
My Birthday Dinner @ Pariss
Lets start e pic-blog with my lousy photography skills to depict my window seat and the pretty view @ Pariss =)
Cold crabs, crayfishies, teppanyaki prawns, cheesy scallops...
International feast: Pepper crabs, sashimi, baked norway fishies, BBQ squid & lobster salad
Lamb chops and fried codfish
Peking Duck
18 cm long Canadian Air-flown oysters
My first attempt!!!! hee
My share did not end up in my stomach..I puked it all out...
Sorry, but it was really too disgusting...
Other food that was in my stomach & later out of my asshole in a 18cm long poo, but not in the photo includes;
Sharksfin soup, Goose liver, Tepanyaki Dory(uber nice), Drunken prawns, Fried beans sprout, Marshmallow fondue, ice-cream, tasteless fruits, cakes and Kuniyaku jelly!!
Seriously, the food is so-so only lah.
The seafood is pretty fresh.but tasteless..
The (some) service staff are friendly.
Lots of Chee-na patrons lo...!! I dun like..
I would go for No Signboard crabs and cereal prawns anytime.
But, I did enjoy my vampire's company.
He's getting sweeter by the day (only sometimes when he is PMS-ing, I need to show him my true colours, then he gets sweet and cute again.)
Date me for my debut RA show please!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dress code: Ponchos, umbrella and condoms!!
Yay!!!!!!
|5:17 PM|
Monday, December 19, 2005
The Pink Party
17th Dec 2005
My Pink Party Vital Stats: Pink undies, pink top, pink skirt, pink earrings, pink handphone, pink wings, pink wand!!! yay!!
Before you proceed, beware.
This entry is all about Me.
Me.
&
the beautiful lovely pinky Me. =)
Me and Teewei (e other birthday boy)
Me & Junfeng
Me and aunties and cousins
Me and Deyi mates
Me and Poly mates
Me and NUS colleagues
Me and NTU friends
Dear all,
Thanks for making the party a jolly, happy one. Many thanks for those who turned up in PINK!! And thanks to MH, BL, SL, Shawn, Sam, Darren, Aloy, Alex, Aaron & WEnfeng for the wings and wand!! I lurve it!!! Its pink and glittery..my faves!! Yay!!
Thanks for all your pressies..Now, I got lots of jewellery, watches (I got 3!!!), perfume, money (whahah--another fave), Famous Amos cookie (yummy)!!!
Many thanks to my dearest darling Junfeng who helped run errands and do-this-do-that, Vernon who helped taking pics, and of course, Teewei - the other birthday boy. I hope he is not too upset that Meihua's and Baolian's voice is sooo loud that only can hear my name during birthday song. But who ask the Deyi ppl and his Poly frens dun want sing louder. Cheers to you gals...!! hahha...can hear ya voice so distinctly in the video lo..send to you soon!! haha
I think pyjamas party sounds good!! But I am serious, I ain't gonna organise anything like tt anymore. Its tiring. I think its more fun fantasizing about it!! Haha...
I love you all...
Audrey
(10 more hours to the legal age for Ra shows and casinos!!!)
|1:25 PM|
