Thursday, December 01, 2005
Memories of Phuket
Finally found the "platform" for transferring pics into my comp..
Its a photo-log.. Enjoy...
Us, in the very beautiful Deluxe room, on the sandy bed =)
PhiPhi (pronounced pee-pee) Island
The following picture needs parental guidance. After careful considerations, to teach my Junfeng a lesson, I decided to blog it!! The story goes like this...
On the last night in Phuket, while we were waiting for my favorite fried sting ray, we saw this Aussie who was wearing this pink bikini (stuffed with tissue) and a super low denim skirt. He squeezed his breasts in front of us and since I thought it was uber farni, so I laughed and say "So cute.."
Haha..then this fella got upset and said, "Very cute meh?? I also cute wat.."
So I said, "you wear lo.."
He said "Ok..."
=)
Its ok, I still love you Darling... =)
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Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Wishlist
Things on wishlists are meant to be wished, not fulfilled.
So there goes..
Tag Heuer F1 Diamond S$4000
Tiffany Elsa Peretti Sevillana S$15,000
Louis Vuitton Musette Tango S$1150
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Tuesday, November 29, 2005
10 Reasons why Phuket Sucks..
I dislike my Phuket trip..
Let me tell you why..
Reason No 1: Bangkok men are much more handsome compared to Phuket's
Reason No 2: The hotel staff was unfriendly because we had no small change to give as tips. The bed was sandy. And the TV was just too far away from the bed. Breakfast was shit la!! Yucks..
Reason No 3: Out of 10 restuarants, 4 are pubs, 3 sells pasta and pizza, 2 sells american burgers, 0.5 sells coffe, and o.5 sells Thai food, not to mention, lousy, non-authentic thai food
Reason No 4: Because of Reason No 2, I was upset and hungry most of the time..
Reason No 5: Unless you sport brown/blonde hair, hairy chest and legs, blue eyes and look like a robert cai-tou, you are invisible. They think all Asians are as poor as them, so they dun sell things to you!!
Reason No 6: Nevermind if they dun give a heck about me. I still want to shop. But fuckit, there was nothing to buy. I came back with only a pink skirt and a pink bikini that was too small for my butt!! Damn..
Oh, maybe i damn suay lah, there is a huge shopping centre (not open yet) that sells mango, guess, blah blah blah..think i may be happier shopping if it was already open.
Reason No 7: There were loads of massage shops. And I totally hate choosing. And when I finally chose one (although she gave me discount), the massage sucks lah..I was aching all over the other day..
Reason No 8: I was seasick cos the water was soo choppy. and after being seasick for an hour, I only snorkelled for less that half an hour.. Damn sianz..
Reason No 9: It was soo wet the last day, my feet was dirty and soaked with mud because the bloody thai roads are soo uneven, and I couldn't do pedicure that was 150THB...
sucks..Oh yah, dun get bluffed by all those "Phuket is back" shit, that place is still pretty off..No shopping centres..and ppl actually make money by selling you tsunami DVDs..I totally hated that idea..
Reason No 10: I totally, thoroughly, fucking cannot stand farangs with thai gals, who aint't even pretty to start with..I can understand that those gals are poor and need money, but I cannot stand the thought of sleeping around with hairy beasts with huge dicks (
maybe). You need to work ya ass off like other fellow Thai gals be it in pizza places or at hotel front desks.
I despise you..but I really can't do anything rite..so nvm...
There are of course fun parts too..
I watched Erin Brockovich, The Fan and many lame shows while we were rotting in the rooms.
I came back victorious with a pink necklace, pink skirt and pink bikini (at least something la)
I ate loads of huge giant prawns, fried stingray and had beer while watching TV..
Snorkelling was preety fun, pink fishies were the cutest!!
I got to know some nice ppl there..Ester (fr. USA) even invited us to her Sheraton Golf Villa, which made me sooo sooo jealous lah...Scott (from Brisbane) who happens to be cute and quite hot (u gotta grab him pheona!!!), Diana and Will who are equally nice ppl was on the snorkelling trip with us..
Disclaimer: I have no dislikes (prior to this trip) for Thailand. I have always been proud of Thailand as it lived up to its Land of Smiles tag all the times I visited Thailand, although everytime I met something unpleasant there. But.. Phuket totally killed Thailand, in my impression at least. So, if you ever ask me, I would say, "Think twice b4 you spent ya money there yah.." =)
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